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Elton’s Words of Wisdom

I could actually kiss Elton for his words of wisdom in a recent interview. He basically said that Madonna needs to give it a rest as her career is over.

Well said Elton, well said. His outburst was apparently sparked due to Madonna bad mouthing Lady Gaga, who is the Godmother to Elton and David’s son Zachary.

Elton then proceeded to say that Madonna had no right to slate anyone’s career as hers is well and truly over.

To add to the comedy value, he also called her a f***ing fairground stripper. I think it’s fair to say that I’ve never agreed with Elton John more about anything, ever.

I’m pretty sure news would have got back to camp Madonna, so hopefully she’ll finally get the message, y’know because the overall slating of her tour and boob flashing antics didn’t seem to get through.

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Madonna Flashing AGAIN

How many times does she have to be told, no one wants to see her boobs.

Her boob must have been jealous of its twin that was flashed to the world last month, so Madonna decided that fair is fair and flashed her other boob at her show in Paris on Saturday.

As if that wasn’t scarring enough, she then proceeded to flash her bum to world as well.

I also just have to point out that any normal person who continued to get their boobs and bum out in public would be thrown in prison for indecent exposure.

Now, the authorities probably let it slide because it’s Madonna, and they see her as an attractive superstar. No, just no.

If it was Alex Pettyfer stood on a stage getting everything out (rather like in Magic Mike) then I really wouldn’t be complaining, but that’s because he is actually young and attractive, unlike Madonna.

At the point I would usually say ‘put it away Madonna’ but that clearly doesn’t stop her.

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Madonna’s Boob Flashing

No, this is not a joke, this genuinely happened and yes, I did vom a little when I saw the pictures (save your eyes and DO NOT go looking for them). Madonna, yes, 53-year-old Madonna, decided to get her boob out on her tour date in Istanbul when she was singing her hit Human Nature. Why? God only knows, but it’s just repulsive. She’s a 53 year old woman, that’s two years older than my mum and if she did that I’d be mortified. Poor Lourdes must want to lock herself away and never be seen again due to the embarrassment. Madge has also been seen out and about with her 24-year-old toy boy, again, what is she doing? She needs to get some class a remember that she isn’t in her twenties anymore, when even then it’s not okay to flash your boobs in front of 55,000 people.

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Lourdes Lighting Up

So Madonna has been getting in the neck about her parenting skills because her 15-year-old daughter, Lourdes, has been seen smoking a cigarette in New York.

Pretty much everything about this story grinds my gears. Firstly, Madonna is not a bad parent because her daughter is smoking, millions of teens smoke behind their parents back, had Lourdes not been papped then Madge wouldn’t have known any better.

Secondly, what’s Madge going to do about it anyway? She can’t lock Lourdes away until she swears on the success of her clothing line that she’ll never go near the nicotine again.

Lastly, you can’t sit there and tell me that you’ve never sparked up when your parents weren’t around?

The only difference is that us normal folk aren’t being followed by paparazzi trying to catch our every move.

So nation, take note, give Madge a break, at least her daughter isn’t cutting a suspicious white powder on a bald man’s head at a festival in California, hey Rihanna?

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W.E. Poster

Madonna’s W.E. is a beautifully crafted, passionate tale about the search for true love in the modern world, viewed through the prism of one of history’s most fabled romances.

The year is 1998, and Manhattan is abuzz with anticipation about the upcoming auction of the estate of the Duke and Duchess of Windsor.

But the auction is far more than a diversion for Wally Winthrop (Abbie Cornish), a transplanted Southerner trapped in an unhappy and abusive marriage.

Transfixed by the exquisite artifacts of the Windsors’ lives, Wally becomes obsessed with the love story of Wallis Simpson (Andrea Riseborough), the chic, charismatic American who captured the heart of King Edward VIII (James D’Arcy).

As she learns more about the sacrifices Wallis made in choosing to be with Edward, Wally finds the courage to follow her own heart and create her own happiness.

W.E. is released 20th January

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W.E. Trailer

Madonna is back in the director’s chair in 2012 with her latest movie W.E. which brings together an impressive cast.

W.E. is a romantic exploration of the mysterious connection across decades between two women confronting the consequences of desire.

Caught in a loveless Manhattan marriage, abused and frustrated Wally (Abbie Cornish) obsesses over Wallis Simpson (Andrea Riseborough), the stylish American divorcee who captured the heart of Edward the VIII (James D’Arcy) who abdicated the throne as King of England.

As the Duchess of Windsor, Wallis spends the rest of her life in the glare of celebrity exile. Inspired by the Duchess’ determination to pursue love in the face of social exile, Wally escapes into the arms of another man (Oscar Isaac) whose love sets her free.

Madonna and a world class team of collaborators present a passionate tale of the search for love and the meaning of happiness.

W.E. (for Wallis and Edward, forever entwined in the love story of the 20th century) is a rich, cinematic portrayal of two strong women resolved to find romance.

Abbie Cornish leads the cast while Andrea Riseborough continues her rise to stardom as she takes on the role of Wallace Simpson.

W.E. is released 20th January. Take a look at the new trailer.

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Celebs don’t they get on your………

I see Michael Lohan is still banging on about getting his hands on daughter Lindsay’s estate, and wanting to control her life. Using your kids troubles to gain publicity for an otherwise uneventful life strikes of desperation – I do hope that is not the case….

We have pictures of Julia Roberts looking rather plumper than she used too with captions like ‘curvy Julia looking good’ no Julia showing the signs of middle age spread….

While I am on a roll Madonna is revealling all at 50+ dear me spare us the pleasure (have you seen some of the recent pictures of the singing icon)

If they want idea’s on how to grow old disgracefully take a leaf out of the Hollywood greats such as Bette Davis, now they knew how to leave their mark, and with style…

X-Factor and The Cowell is urging the hopefuls to be rebelious and evil – about time I am sick of these “I’m doing this for my long lost pet chicken yada yada ya”

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Uh-Oh, Madonna’s Not Getting The Whole ‘Grow Old Gracefully’ Thing….

Madonna really needs to learn that less is certainly not more at her age after some dire pictures of her cavorting in her undies have been leaked online.

Don’t get me wrong, Madge does look good for a 50-odd year old, but she needs to realise that glamorous shoots with her in nice clothes make her looks a lot better than some tarty basque which doesn’t give her sandbag boobies any support at all!

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But why is she running about all scantily clad and stuff? Well, the Material Girl is the face of Italian brand Dolce & Gabbana and this latest campaign is designed to show her posing as a saucy housewife… however, extra pictures from the shoot have appeared on the internet, showing Madonna without any digital retouching.

The 52-year-old singer is seen looking pale and tired, with wrinkled hands and arms covered in bulging veins, such as shame that people have to rely on photoshop these days…

FemaleFirst – Ruth Harrison

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Ruth’s Wednesday Wafer

Madonna could be having her very own baby Jesus after deciding to stop acquiring babies from lands afar for the moment and focus her efforts on making little babies with her toyboy lover Jesus Luz.

Now, I don’t pretend to know anything about global politics or corporate economics, but one thing I do know, is that Kraft make delicious cheese, and Dairy Milk make tasty chocolate… so why on earth is everyone going so mental about them coming together?

Boyzone fans around the world, grab the tissues because this is one video that’s pretty much certain to have you a blubbering wreck in just under four minutes as the band pay tribute to Stephen Gately.

The BRIT awards are by far my favourite awards show of the year, so last night I was SO excited when the nominations for this year’s gongs were announced! With Lady GaGa, Lily Allen and Pixie Lott leading the way it looks set to be about the girls this year.

Robert Downey Jr has revealed that he isn’t bothered about being typecast in movies. Isn’t it a refreshing change to see a Hollywood actor happy with their lot instead of complaining about how wrong the world is… he has just won a Golden Globe so he hasn’t got much to complain about!

The Hurt Locker may have missed out at the Golden Globes, the film was robbed, but it wasn’t entirely a weekend of disappointment after scooping the big awards at the LA Film Critics Association Awards, could it still snatch the Oscar?

Ivyrise are officially our favourite celebrity best mates (sorry about that Sebastian Vettel) and seen as though they’re dead nice and hunky and have a new single coming out, we thought we’d invite them back into our office.


Ruth xx

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Congratulations Coleen & Wayne Rooney!!

Coleen Rooney might just be my favourite celebrity mummy after giving birth to a baby boy named Kai in Liverpool Women’s Hospital.

Whilst the name could be a grower, Coleen definitely showed that her baby isn’t a status symbol by giving birth in a NHS hospital and reportedly refusing a £1 million deal for the first photos.

Wayne and Coleen have also agreed to try and keep their child out of the media spotlight as much as they can, which is something we’re huge supporters of here at FemaleFirst.

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I know it can be hard to keep your child out of the press when you’re a huge megastar, but there’s a fine line between the odd pap shot when you’re in the park, and dragging them around with you, hoping for the perfect picture.

Now, it’s quite a deep issue I’m talking about here, I don’t have kids so I’ll probably get a load of mum’s disagreeing with me as well, but personally I think the likes of Angelina Jolie and Madonna are thrusting their kids into the media without the kids really having a say…. It’s true that the parents are responsible for their young children, but I know if my mother was famous, I’d like to make my own decision as to whether or not I followed in her footsteps.

On the other side of the coin though, Madge and Brangelina always have their kids with them and rarely leave them with a nanny or minder whilst they jet off to an exotic location with a their latest fling… and that’s where I’ve got to give Katie Price some credit…. I know people might not think she’s a great role model with her recent behaviour, but at least she pays a great deal of attention to her kids.

Angelina Jolie spends time with her girls Shiloh and Zaharra as they shop at Lees Art Shop in NYC

So, whilst I could ramble on about this forever, I’d quite like to you what you think… should the kids be left with a nanny and out of the media, or is it better to keep them with you but risk their faces being splashed across The Sun?

And is it ever a good idea to ‘sell’ you baby photos to a magazine, even if you’re claiming the money will go to their college fund? Surely if you’re that famous, you can afford to send your kids to college?

Ruth. xx

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